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Prison Slang
Learn "Con Talk" and
impress your friends.

Final Meal Requests
Texas Dept. of Criminal Justice.



Deputy Sheriff George Bell, at left in back row, and Sultan Kosen, the world's tallest man,
meet at the Norfolk, VA city jail, where Bell works, George stands 7' 8" tall.



Austrian minimum security prisons are freakin' awesome!
The place is currently booked with 205 inmates. More pictures. Read More (English).


A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was fun!"

What's the difference between an execution and a circumcision?
With an execution, you get rid of the whole prick.

How is an erection like a prison sentence?
Neither one is stiff enough or long enough.

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

If you think there is good in everybody, you've never been in a maximum security prison.

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners?

What do you call Tuesday's at a Texas prison? Fryday.

What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? Conductor.