A good friend will come and bail you out of
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was
What's the difference between an execution and
With an execution, you get rid of the whole prick.
How is an erection like a prison sentence?
Neither one is stiff enough or long enough.
Why do they sterilize
If you think there is good in everybody, you've
never been in a maximum security prison.
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
What do you call Tuesday's at a Texas prison?
What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison?